On Saturday a friend of mine booked out a room for a birthday party and asked me to bring some music along. Unfortunately, for some reason just plugging my iPod into the mixer produced a horrible sound quality so I was forced to use the CD decks - this would have been fine except the only CD to hand was a 3 disc ‘Best of the Eighties’ album which I had to make last for over 3 hours (I think towards the end of the night I’d played Grace Jones ‘Pull up to the Bumper‘ about 8 times?!)

Anyway here’s a picture of me posing like I’m doing some cool DJ scratch move or something (in reality the most advanced bit of skill was a fade in)

All in all it was quite possibly the worst bit of DJ’ing ever, though someone came up to me at the end and said that “never had one person done so much with so little” which I thought was nice - and most people seemed to be feeling the fly beats I was laying down: